~cause i may be bad but im perfectly good at it~

this is what i spent last night doing

yep bye

GUYS I ACTUALLY HAVE FUCKING TEARS IN MY EYES
I CANNOT EVEN BREATHE EVER AGAIN!!!!!

Uhhh life shit! Jenna and Gabe and I went to see Die Antwoord, it was actually the best! We were in like second row and I got to touch Ninja and got Yo-landi's spit water on my head! Life was made! Jenna also got into a fight and busted some chick's face up, it was intense. Also for their encore they came out in Pikachu and Gloomy Bear kigurumi. Could not handle.

Sarah and I are having a pumpkin day tomorrow! We're going to carve pumpkins and eat pumpkin seeds and pumpkin tarts and pumpkin muffins and drink pumpkin spice lattes! We are also going to have a zombie movie night, a horror musical night and a post-apocalyptic movie night, hopefully!

I have been playing a lot of Professor Layton and the Milky Young Boy Thighs Curious Village but BRB CONTINUING MY P2 REPLAY I LOVE EVERYTHING!!!

Me at the beginning of the night:


Me at the end of the night:


All in all, a good night!

Guys guys guys guys the Togainu no Chi animu is so good??? I WAITED FIVE YEARS FOR THIS AND IT IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED AND

AHHHH MY BONER??

ME FOREVER

Hello, sons and daughters of Dalmasca! I have been playing a lot of Birth by Sleep uhuhuhu. I have A Lot of Feelings about it, as can be expecting considering I am the biggest Kingdom Heartsfag to ever walk the Earth.

( Long-winded thoughts as follows! Also, spoilazzz )

I LEAD AN INTERESTING LIFE AS YOU CAN SEE! Sarah's birthday was on the 23rd and her party was the 25th--we went to see Resident Evil Afterlife SHHHSHSHFHSFHSHFGF shut up you guys I loved it and it had mai husbando in it, WHICH REMINDS ME, I have a funny story! Apparently Sarah is friends with a dude who deals Shawn Roberts weed. SMALL WORLD! Then we went to her friend's place (who has an Alice in Wonderland-themed guest bedroom, SO FUCKING JELLY) and did T-virus and anti-virus shots (blueberry vodka and blue licorice and melon vodka and green licorice, respectively) and RBG herb jello shooters and Red-Eyed Blondes (Wesker themed mixed drinks, we're really cool).

Uhhh yep I also went to a wedding, which was held on a boat on the Peterborough lift lock. It was my second cousin's, and she was marrying the most intensely Newfie dude ever! I met a whole lot of my mum's side of the family I'd never seen before, including my great uncle Jack who looks a whole lot like my grandpa did!

Other than that, I think... I have a chronic sinus infection...? And have been missing kind of a lot of work and uhhhh.

BUT YEAH other than that laifu is pretty A+, I have a beautiful lady who I am extremely proud of and I am living with my best friend! I hope you all are well ♥

Helloooo flends! Many a thing has happened, the most important of which is that Sarah has moved in with us for a couple months! She moved in a few days ago and we have just pretty much been playing vidya non-stop in between working--we beat Silent Hill 4 (and got the worst ending LMAO) aaand are now working on beating Resident Evil 4, which we'll probs do tonight! And then Sirent Hirr: Shatteled Memolies *A*

Iii have been working a lot, but I pussied out on work yesterday because I felt like butts and now have two days off. Still, get money get paid, son! I turn into such a rabid consumer wolverine any time I have spending money, it is... pretty bad!

I have also made many new flends from the wonderful world of RP, which I def dropped after making one post! SORRY GOIZ. :C HELLO ANYWAY NEW FLENDS.

Hopefully I will be moving out with my cousin Stevie/thebaronsdoctor next year! He's looking to move back to Hamilton next year after he's done school, and I'll probably still be working at VV (HAHAHA mmm) so it's a good plan. PRINCESS MAKER 2 ALL DAY EVERY DAY MOTHERFUCKS

Aaaand lastly, OH MY GOD WHAT BIRTH BY SLEEP COMES OUT IN A WEEK? I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW EXCITED I AM?? K BRB RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES MAKING ZOIDBERG NOISES IDEFK QJWEHWIUDJWIOEKWKIOJQWIUEJQW???

Oh I have also been reading Homestuck, it is kawaii, I am Rose irl. Rose and Gamzee. That is why I am irresistable to lecheporfavor. THE END.

Hello livejournal, I am tipsypostan from Ben's house! We are playing a P3 drinking game, wherein one takes a shot every time: Akihiko says something gay (too often), Yukari or Mitsuru mentions her daddy issues, Minato (whom we named Ke$ha) says something douchey, every time a character gesticulates wildly, and whenever a shota and/or loli appears!

The past few days have been really good lmfaoskfc. I had my first few shifts of work (making like $10.25 an hour sitting at a computer doing training, YUUSSSSSS) and I have been clubbing with Ben (I... tried MDMA for the first time and it... didn't do anything for me lmao) aaand played a lot of DSRK2 with Sarah wherein we drank all the energy drinks in the land and stayed up until 6:30. We also played Scrabble, it was pretty ballin'.

I... think that's it....... I have been writing some Ace Attorney fanfic (OMG RIGHT YEAH I GOT INVESTIGATIONS WHICH IS... so good...... but I am too drunk to wax about it right now, all I will say is EDGEWORTH HOW ARE YOU SO GAY, YOU ARE MY BABY BOY) and. Some Megaten fic.....

Ok bye. ♥

Helloooo internet darlings! Things have happened since I last posted, yes indeed! I finally got a job, at Value Village, yeah boi! I'll probably be getting about 30 hours a week, I hope, which is... so good??

And I also... got accepted at Amat with Narumi, who I... haven't actually posted yet which I need to... d...o.... RP is kind of terrifying since I am a cuh-raaazy perfectionist, but everyone I've met so far is super nice and I think I'll get right into the swing of things once I... get my ass in gear.

But yeah! Life is grand. My first paycheck is def going entirely towards make-up and video games, probably! And booze, but that goes without saying. I am going to buy the shit out of Ace Attorney Investigations and Pokemon HeartGold ♥

That is all! Ok time to shower and then go swimming ilu bye. ♥

edit: OK NO WAIT ONE MORE THING. My dad took me out for Japanese food the other day and oh my god it was the cutest thing? He insisted on using chopsticks even though he was super rusty at it and he asked me what everything on the menu was and AHAHAHA he pointed out this... mechanized gold maneki neko and was like "what's that.... Winnie the Pooh thing over there?" I LOVE MY DAD HE'S SO CUTE ok bye seriously.

edit ii: EDIT PART TWO! lecheporfavor is my long-distance lady! ♥ We are going to do couples cosplay of Redd White and April May and we'll take pictures of us doing cocaine on a bed strewn with gems and hundred dollar bills.

HE'S FIREBENDIN' FIREBENDIN' ON THE DANCE FLOOR, THAT LITTLE SHAWTY'S FIREBENDIN' ON THE DANCE FLOOR

Thank you lecheporfavor for putting this in my head forever! I am serious.

ANYWAY YO DUUUUUDES, THIS BITCH IS DONE HIGH SCHOOL F-O-R-E-V-E-R. It took me six years, but I AM DONE. I INVITE HIGH SCHOOL TO DEVOUR MY GENITALS!

And now I am going back to Nocturne, which I have been playing for... actually 8 hours?? SUMMERTIME, MOTHERFUCKERS!